Q: So you’re living in the new frontier?
E: Yes, I’m starting from now.
Q: You’re always exploring the new. Is that an exciting way to live?
E: Oh it’s the only way to live on the planet. However, you will look stupid to people. They will say “How in the hell can that guy not know where north, south, east or west is?” “How can he not know that eating ice cream and cake, you can’t lose weight doing that?” And I’m saying “Why can’t they know that we can eat ice cream and cake and lose weight?” You see the difference? There’s a whole world of difference there.
Q: You’re not talking our language.
E: No, that’s been the problem for 31 years; I don’t speak English. I speak alien English, not English English.
Q: Alien, because it’s so contradictory to everything that we’ve been taught. So is this an upside down world?
E: Everything on this planet is the opposite of what it needs to be.
Q: That’s weird. We’re actually living in a mirror reflection.
E: So whatever the world in its contextual action tells you, the probability is the opposite of that. In other words, if we smoked about 1000 cigarettes a day, that’s probably what we need to do. Or if we drank 1000 beers…Whatever the world tells us for sure not to do, those are the actions we no doubt need to be taking. However, we obviously need to do a little bit of a rule of thumb, because the world says “Don’t slice your…”
Q: “Don’t rob the grocery store.” “Don’t kill your neighbour.”
E: Yeah, I’m just saying, rule of thumb.
Q: But we’ve made all these laws against doing things that aren’t hurting anybody, expect ourselves.
E: You just did the exact same thing that we’ve been working on here. So, I’m giving you a rule of thumb here. I’m actually giving you a contextual action. So what am I saying here? I’m saying “If the world says to do this, what are you going to do?”
Q: I’m probably going to do what the world says to do.
E: But what am I suggesting that you do now?
Q: That I do the opposite.




















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